New Years resolutions...... No BS!

[wmoebis]

Old people are such liars.

The entire time you’re growing up they’re always saying “wait until you’re my age” like 50s, 60s, 70s are awful. But they never tell you your body starts turning against you in your 30s.

Back problems. Corns on your toes. Your dentist becomes one of your Fab 5 (are those still around?)

Like, wth! I know obviously 50s are going to feel worse, but where was the warning for 30s?!!! I thought I had another couple decades before I needed to keep the wheat heat bags I was making and steal back the massage thingies I’d previously gifted and add Dr Ho to my wish list. And what are corns anyway, why are my toes all of sudden so mad with shoes after wearing them for years.

Bullshit. I’d have a New Years resolution to get rid of corns but I’d fail at that. Nobody say the word bunion, I don’t want to give my toes any more ideas.

I’ve got even odds on if my eyes or bladder can make it to 40.

My dad always said I would understand when I get older! I have out lived him now and still don't know guess he never did either.

My Mom always said I would have to ask someone older well there isn't anyone left older now what?

Always herd that all good things come to them who wait! Nobody said how long we had to wait tho I'm just about out of wait time.

[blackpowder]

I am going to be like Harry Potter and not mention the orange grifter by name. Let him fade into oblivion.

Good idea. I treat my first ex as Voldemort for my sanity and it works.

[woodland]

Put this '49 MH 44 in the shop yesterday, my goal for the year is to get it restored and rolling around the farm again. Was my grandfathers and he gave it to me 33 yrs ago when I was 10 but hasnt ran in 20yrs.


First day of the year, project number 1 underway, got the chief mechanic started.


Beyond that the sun is shining, I'm still kicking, just looking forward to doing it all over again, hopefully just one notch better than last year!

Woodland, you're right on them teeth. Wow, was just at the dentist and need some work done but didnt think I'd have to buy half of the office! Health in general, pretty easy to put on the backburner when a guy gets busy but guess that's not too smart.

Good luck with the project🍀
Let us know how it goes for the two of you.

[blackpowder]

I dont do resolutions. But if i had to my first one would be better stress management. Doing that and a few other un healthy habits would fall away.
Course I'm always on the hunt for #3. That would ease some stress; for a short time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[woodland]

Old people are such liars.

The entire time you’re growing up they’re always saying “wait until you’re my age” like 50s, 60s, 70s are awful. But they never tell you your body starts turning against you in your 30s.

Back problems. Corns on your toes. Your dentist becomes one of your Fab 5 (are those still around?)

Like, wth! I know obviously 50s are going to feel worse, but where was the warning for 30s?!!! I thought I had another couple decades before I needed to keep the wheat heat bags I was making and steal back the massage thingies I’d previously gifted and add Dr Ho to my wish list. And what are corns anyway, why are my toes all of sudden so mad with shoes after wearing them for years.

Bullshit. I’d have a New Years resolution to get rid of corns but I’d fail at that. Nobody say the word bunion, I don’t want to give my toes any more ideas.

I’ve got even odds on if my eyes or bladder can make it to 40.

I’ll second that. I’m an ‘83 model and my back is complaining after brisket tagging the bred heifers the other day. It involved lots of kneeling and pushing their heads to the side of the head gate.

Not quite into the heat pads and such yet but my wife is. Ironically Dr Ho just showed up on tv........

Nose and ear hair now get trimmed on regular basis too. I wonder what’s next.....

[Guest]

I’ll second that. I’m an ‘83 model and my back is complaining after brisket tagging the bred heifers the other day. It involved lots of kneeling and pushing their heads to the side of the head gate.

Not quite into the heat pads and such yet but my wife is. Ironically Dr Ho just showed up on tv........

Nose and ear hair now get trimmed on regular basis too. I wonder what’s next.....

Eyebrows lol

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Gonna try and make chuck , forage , Dml, Ag star and others laugh more often

How about just concentrate on forage, dml and agstar. We are trying to get Chuck to stop LOL'ing or HAHAHA'ing after every single statement, he doesn't need any encouragement.

Maybe if you succeed with this years lofty goal, your next year's resolution can be to get them discussing agricultural related topics( Forage excepted, he already joins the conversation regularly).

[malleefarmer]

If you can’t laugh at your body falling apart, you may be doomed.

But it’s definitely much easier to laugh at somebody else’s falling apart.

No wonder all explorers who went hunting for the fountain of youth seemed to be in their 30s and 40s. They’d obviously realized the great lie as well.

Virile cougar to broken down hack in a week a rather sudden not so subtle fall from grace

[burnt]

I’ll second that. I’m an ‘83 model and my back is complaining after brisket tagging the bred heifers the other day. It involved lots of kneeling and pushing their heads to the side of the head gate.

Not quite into the heat pads and such yet but my wife is. Ironically Dr Ho just showed up on tv........

Nose and ear hair now get trimmed on regular basis too. I wonder what’s next.....

I could tell you but why spoil the surprise?

[sawfly1]

After 60 that clock in your head gets annoyingly loud.it changes everything.
I decided to cut back and coast a bit. We shall see how that goes. See if I can handle that.
Tick tick tick.