mediums

[Blaithin]

Horsey girls have a bit of a reputation that way. Are you saying that you and your chickens and cows would be even higher maintenance than the horse girls?

No, I don’t need a nice truck or trailer to go to jackpots and clinics every weekend. My chickens, cows and I are home bodies.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

No, I don’t need a nice truck or trailer to go to jackpots and clinics every weekend. My chickens, cows and I are home bodies.

I think you just wrote your own personal ad. You to include the line, please send pictures of chicken.
No help at all to the original poster looking for a medium, but we're one step closer to finding you a husband.

[Blaithin]

One small step.

Men bemoan horse girls but they certainly keep picking them over chicken girls.

Women fall for assholes, men fall for horse girls.

[furrowtickler]

I fell for a teacher, differences yup , but made it work for 26 years so far .

[AlbertaFarmer5]

My neighbor is a horse girl. When she found herself being single, and well hay was expensive, she asked if I knew of any single hay Farmers she could marry. So, being a farmer who sells hay, who can take a subtle hint, I went home and asked for permission. But I was informed that polygamy is not in my future.
I believe she may be back on the market again, anyone out there is interested.

[sumdumguy]

I know a guy named Stew who married a horse girl. He built a beautiful horse set-up and bought a new mobile home before he brought his bride (with horses and German Shepherd ) home.

Right after the gift opening, the dog bit Stew’s 6 year-old nephew in the face. The new bride showed no remorse so the marriage didn’t last 10 days. 😂

[blackpowder]

My first experience became a horse person after the legalities. Cost me all told ~$1M. And she wasn't even cute or horny.
My son's dog is all the livestock I'm capable of, sorry. But the dog is cute, a beagle.
Cattle, horses, men or women, if you bs yourself you're doomed.
But ya, I don't need a medium to spot trouble in that department. Just in figuring out why I keep falling for the crazy hot matrix lately......

[parsley]

1. I grew up on a horse, starting at 5. Id fall off the mare trying to ride too fast, and she’d have to walk over to the fence line so I could stand on the barbwire to jump up on her again

2. I grew up fishing with uncle. And did a lot of cleaning fish. Caught My first “big fish when I eight. A 23 pound Jack.

Pure pleasure.

[furrowtickler]

As far as a medium , Harper was bang on back in the day
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM2ndypEB/

A fortune teller even

[Blaithin]

My first experience became a horse person after the legalities. Cost me all told ~$1M. And she wasn't even cute or horny.
My son's dog is all the livestock I'm capable of, sorry. But the dog is cute, a beagle.
Cattle, horses, men or women, if you bs yourself you're doomed.
But ya, I don't need a medium to spot trouble in that department. Just in figuring out why I keep falling for the crazy hot matrix lately......

Lately?


As in the last decade?