Getting desperate ...humour

[malleefarmer]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

[Wheatking]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

So how'd it feel and what going to do to make sure he gets that rain now.

[the big wheel]

I guess it’s Like they say the weather can be a real c-ck sucker to figure out some times.

As shitty as it is I ll just collect my crap insurance.

[farmaholic]

Things drying out here big time

Rain forecast over weekend a nick of time rain.

Nieghbour asked last night how much rain I said short changed if we don’t get 5 mm but potentially 10 plus even 15 mm

He quipped back I would suck c o c k for 10 mm

Hmmm well we need rain bit I dunno.......

Is the "cunning linguist" option available?

[malleefarmer]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention If the Nieghbour was female ........

Changes whole scenario

[farmaholic]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention the Nieghbour is female but I’m married

Now it makes sense.

I was hoping your "fellow" neighbor wasn't that desperate.

If you weren't married..... do you think you would have tried to make it rain?

[malleefarmer]

Now it makes sense.

I was hoping your "fellow" neighbor wasn't that desperate.

If you weren't married..... do you think you would have tried to make it rain?

Well heck if I wasn’t married I’d love to test the theory

Imagine if it helped with climate change puts a whole new aspect to it

Probably become a climate change believer

[farmaholic]

You can be Rain Man.

[the big wheel]

29 c blowing its guts north inland wind.

Oh I forgot to mention If the Nieghbour was female ........

Changes whole scenario

Well fk CRAPinsurance then!!! I ll take my chances.

[malleefarmer]

Sky is dark as dogs guts here early evening hope I get some unwanted Canadian harvest rain thanks for sharing