What's Going On?

[Braveheart]

I'm really beginning to wonder about people. It's a long weekend and campers are streaming up the highway. One with a boat behind swings into the yard and wonders if he fish in our pond? "Is it stocked?" He asks. I look where he pointed and said, "That's my field"! "So, it's not stocked", he wonders.

But I'm not too bent and I look at him. He's typical city dude and is wearing the WORST looking and fitting shorts I've ever seen. I ask him, "Are you socially distancing from decent pants these days?" He just got in the truck and drove away.

[Braveheart]

I see on the list of prohibited firearms that Bill Blair has prohibited AR15.com. News to Bill. Sober up. It's a website for firearms enthusiasts that reviews products, has a forum, usual website stuff. Oh the effects of prolonged exposure to vodka.

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Judging by the description of the shorts, I think you just met farmaholic, Already done seeding in the Garden of Eden and off to the lake for the Summer.

[farmaholic]

Judging by the description of the shorts, I think you just met farmaholic, Already done seeding in the Garden of Eden and off to the lake for the Summer.

I knew it was Braveheart, I just didn't want him knowing it was me.

You see, here in the Sahara Slum of the Ghetto, we think any body of water the size of a swimming pool with a foot of water in it probably has fish in it.

[Braveheart]

I wondered if it was Farma. It was Ram diesel but had MB plates. I watched him drive down the lane while hawks were diving for frogs.

[flea beetle]

Should have let him try fish and see how long it took him to figure it out. Would have been even more fun to watch him try launch the boat!

[jazz]

The elusive western Canadian Trudeau voter.

They are out there.....literally.

[Braveheart]

Should have let him try fish and see how long it took him to figure it out. Would have been even more fun to watch him try launch the boat!

Damn. That CWB beat all the entrepreneurial spirit out of me. Likely would have been the most money we make this year. Could have charged access.

[flea beetle]

Just don't price it per fish

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Damn. That CWB beat all the entrepreneurial spirit out of me. Likely would have been the most money we make this year. Could have charged access.

Don't laugh, I charge city people to come out and pick my rocks. And they are tickled pink to have the opportunity. My next venture involves refrigerators and Eskimos.

[burnt]

I'm really beginning to wonder about people. It's a long weekend and campers are streaming up the highway. One with a boat behind swings into the yard and wonders if he fish in our pond? "Is it stocked?" He asks. I look where he pointed and said, "That's my field"! "So, it's not stocked", he wonders.

But I'm not too bent and I look at him. He's typical city dude and is wearing the WORST looking and fitting shorts I've ever seen. I ask him, "Are you socially distancing from decent pants these days?" He just got in the truck and drove away.

Far too hasty, imho.

You coulda told him the sucker run has just started today. Played him for a while.

But those shorts...trigger.