Farmer walks into an emergency room

[mcfarms]

Joe walks into the emergency room of a small local Saskatchewan hospital battered and bleeding.
The nurse looks at him and says" Joe what the heck happened did something happen on the farm or were you an a car wreck?"
Joe says " No I was just sitting at the Timmy's having morning coffee visiting with the neighbours and things went for shit"
Nurse asks " How the heck did you end up so battered and bleeding"
Joe says " I think it might have been something I said"
Nurses asks " Did you say something bad about someones wife or Children?"
Joe "no"
" did you come out and say you were voting for Trudeau?"
" No"
Did you get into it with that old green VS Red Vs Yellow combine nonsense?
" Not this time"
"Well then what?" the Nurse asks
Joe looks at her and says " Well they were all sitting around complaining about the rain and snow and the crop issues and all I said was my wheat and barley is all in the bin and Number 1 and Malt."

[the big wheel]

Joe walks into the emergency room of a small local Saskatchewan hospital battered and bleeding.
The nurse looks at him and says" Joe what the heck happened did something happen on the farm or were you an a car wreck?"
Joe says " No I was just sitting at the Timmy's having morning coffee visiting with the neighbours and things went for shit"
Nurse asks " How the heck did you end up so battered and bleeding"
Joe says " I think it might have been something I said"
Nurses asks " Did you say something bad about someones wife or Children?"
Joe "no"
" did you come out and say you were voting for Trudeau?"
" No"
Did you get into it with that old green VS Red Vs Yellow combine nonsense?
" Not this time"
"Well then what?" the Nurse asks
Joe looks at her and says " Well they were all sitting around complaining about the rain and snow and the crop issues and all I said was my wheat and barley is all in the bin and Number 1 and Malt."

I m sorry Joe I just lost it. It won’t happen again. I was brought up in a life of privilege being a rich farmer and I struggle with values because of it. It’s only happened 19 other times unless you find more photos then maybe it was more times.