Out of the mouths of babes

[samhill]

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Justin Trudeau fans.
Not really knowing what a Trudeau fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trudeau fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Trudeau?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."
The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Trudeau fan."

[Horse]

There will be no nativity scene in Ottawa this Christmas as they are unable to find 3 wise men, and the search is on going to find a virgen, but the stable has a good supply of assed.

[grassfarmer]

Won't be one in Washington either. They unpacked their nativity scene removed all the Jews, Arabs and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a bunch of sheep.

[the big wheel]

Won't be one in Washington either. They unpacked their nativity scene removed all the Jews, Arabs and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a bunch of sheep.

Those sheep know the jackass so they all have their backs up against the wall. Hahahaha