Philosophical sheepwheat/grassfarmer

[malleefarmer]

Deep thinking lately

[grassfarmer]

More than one threat though - Remember the old saying " Australia - where men are men and sheep are nervous"

[Braveheart]

Sheep new saying: "A wolf in shepherd's clothing".

[highwayman]

Great stones song, Hey Mcleod get off of my ewe!!

[farmaholic]

....black sheep of the family.
....follow like sheep.

Why so many sheep references? Must be a world regional thing...there never were many here...ever...but the references sure caught on.

[Braveheart]

You 'll know you're in SK when you should be embarrassed but instead you're feeling sheepwheatish.

[malleefarmer]

Sure youve seen this before

A New Zealand ventriloquist visiting Australia walks into a small
town and sees a local yokel sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun :

Ventriloquist: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mate. Mind if I speak
to him?"
Australian: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid Kiwi."
Ventriloquist: "Hey dog, how's it going old mate?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Australian:
Ventriloquist: "Is this Aussie your owner?" (pointing at Australian)
Dog: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great
food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Australian: look of disbelief
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Australian: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either...I think."
Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."
Australian: extreme look of shock
Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"
Horse: "Yep"
Ventriloquist: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me
regularly, brushes me down often , and keeps me in the barn to
protect me from the elements."
Australian:
Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Australian: "That sheep's a ****ing liar!"

[farmaholic]

I can only fall asleep counting sheep.

[malleefarmer]

whilst we have humour going

[WiltonRanch]

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