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    I have for sale "The Liberal Campaign Wagon" for all of your manure-spreading requirements, or decoration, or both!

    -Painted shortly after the majority of Canadians voted for a socialist part time drama teacher.
    -$1500 Canadian Pesos: firm
    -Don't have to contribute to the problem with a sales tax, as this is a personal tax-payed belonging that I am selling.
    -Unlike our democracy, this is in perfect working condition.
    -bin measures approximately 3.5'w * 9' long (holds a lot of kakapoopoo)
    -tires are good, but are starting to crack with age: guaranteed to hold air until October 21, 2019 no matter what.
    -ground driven: needs to be pulled along by something that works.
    -Pin Hitch: easy to hook up, but I find it really difficult thinking of ways to detach it.
    -Located just outside Saskatoon, just far enough away from the general public.

    Liberal and Democrat Buyers (who are we kidding?):
    -This is both carbon and gender neutral.
    -I can’t confirm that this will spread every gender’s poo, as I have only tried the poo from 2 genders: I would hate to assume that it will work with the other infinite genders.
    -Manure consists of mostly Nitrogen, and doesn't contain much Carbon.
    -Although this looks like a manure spreader, it identifies as an Attack Helicopter, and I am asking $4,800,000 firm.
    -No, I can't deliver it; that would hurt the environment.
    - I know it looks privileged because of its colour, but rest assured, it used to be orange.
    -Although previously pulled by a machine with a fossil-fuel engine, it can be converted to 24 tfp (tooth fairy power).
    -if you contact me, my pronoun is "His Majesty"
    -if you are offended by this ad, please do not contact me as your feelings are irrelevant. You can refer to http://www.mentalhealthcanada.com/. Don't worry, it's "free".

    #2
    Bahahaha...... that’s golden 👍👍

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      #3
      That's a SHITTY joke,

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        #4
        I want one.

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          #5
          His Majesty.

          Sold, except...

          the empty spool indicates that your "attack helicopter" is ground driven thru a wiring harness. I require the missing horse to keep this nitrogen friendly!

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