Some Helpful Tips for the Wife

[sofa.king]

Big wheel you probably need the blue pill and then you would only get a stiff neck. Lol

[fjlip]

They taught that in Home Ec? Not in the 60's that I can recall. Lots of wives work right with us, so she looks after me all day! Guess we are all too old to have experienced this 50's idea, more like our mothers, maybe.

[farmaholic]

Biglentil....

Why didn't you title the thread, "Some helpful tips for MY wife"?

[iceman]

Big wheel you probably need the blue pill and then you would only get a stiff neck. Lol

If you start to feel dizzy, shortness of breath or if it lasts more than 4 hours yell up stairs for medical help.

Iceman Out

[the big wheel]

Ice sounds like you ve had bad experiences. Poor guy maybe don't take the whole package next time.

[farmaholic]

Ahhh yes Bigwheel compensating for a willing mind but weak flesh.
Lol...its a "good morning" for him if its up before he is. But a lot of good morning wood does him if it won't stand at attention at call of duty to be pressed into service. Does the poor soldier need a little coaxing?

Sorry bud...couldn't resist.

[biglentil]

Biglentil....

Why didn't you title the thread, "Some helpful tips for MY wife"?

I read it to her this morning in a half joking manner. Times sure have changed. I've got it good I know a number of guys my age that rarely if ever get a meal cooked for them or a lunch packed. No wonder divorce rates are better than 50%.

[farmaholic]

Ooops. I forget this is a commodity marketing forum. ....FYI...we hope the trend stays "up"!

[sumdumguy]

During my working life, let me tell you BigFunnyLentil, I was shocked that more men made their wives lunch to take to work than thevopposite.

If you are warm and happy, maybe best to just keep your mouth shut. I know you found this Home Ec lesson funny, did you find it in that old box of books you bought at auction? Hope it doesn't end up costing half the farm, haha.