Sperm Fertilizer... No wait, this is a funny story

[Guest]

Male sperm counts are said to have halved between 1945 and the 1980s. Suspicion of cause is directed towards an increase in chemicals in our environment - from food to household cleaners. They are maybe not "dreaming up crap like this" but trying to find a solution to a growing problem.
As for feeding them too well, I'd disagree. Volume yes - never had more food available cheaper - but so much of it is awful - the corn syrup in everything, too much sugar, too much salt, the "empty calories", the diabetes epidemic. This in itself must be having a negative effect on fertility before you even consider the weird chemical shit that goes into processed food to make it last for ever etc etc.

might have something to do with lack of work that men (boys) aren't doing anymore , also

[Retired]

I had that problem with my cows,put a new bull in pasture ,walla babys.

[Ache4Acres]

This seems fairly similar though to guys buying the latest foliar spray snake oil while blasting their soil with 3 passes of glyphosate and fungicides

[Ache4Acres]

Oh wait...that's me

[Braveheart]

Too many males today exploring their feminine side (Justin Trudeau-esque) resulting in low T. Young women telling them to grow a set. Their response, a set of what?

[Braveheart]

Might also be radiation from smart phones.

[farmaholic]

Too many chasing the make belief of online gaming instead of the scent of a woman...

Big world outside of their parent's basement! Cellar Dwellers! What happens when the umbilical cord gets cut when mommy and daddy are no longer here? Is it too late to grow up then?