Its Friday Lets have a Laugh!

[freewheat]

Why didn't you stop in and say hi? Seeing as the sign is at the end of my driveway. Thanks for cutting off the top sign. That woulda been embarrassing.

[agchat]

joke of the day,,,,,,, "Minneapolis Wheat slipping under $5.00"

prices from 10 years ago!

Hope you can buy your combines, headers and swathers , the same price as 10 years ago!

effing sick. sorrySF3

10 years ago!!!, I started farming in 1977, and got more than that.

[Guest]

Dont feel bad about the rain. Some areas norteast of carrot river got 3-6" a couple days ago . Hudson bay also and flooding
A guy is roaring down the highway in his new porche . He sees a cop behind him and figures he will never catch him. He goes faster and faster but cop is right on his ass. He finally pulls over and cop comes running up to his car and says what the hell are you trying to do ? He starts to make excuses and the cop says look ,im tired this is my last stop and i dont feel like doing anymore paperwork Give me one i havent heard before and ill let you go !he says well, about a week ago my wife ran off with a cop and i thought it was you bringing her back ! The cop said be on your way and have a good day

[Guest]

Free , now you have to tell us whats on top sign !

[fjlip]

10 years ago!!!, I started farming in 1977, and got more than that.

1974 near start of MY career/joke, wheat was just under $5, buying power equal to $18 today.

[grassfarmer]

With all the complaints about phone service what about Canada Post? Thats a bigger joke to me. Usually takes about 7 days to move a letter from place to place on the prairies. Winnipeg to Calgary is only @1300kms.
The Pony Express was able to move mail from US east coast to west coast (3000kms) in 10 days 155 years ago and we can't do any better with today's technology and the internal combustion engine?

[freewheat]

Free , now you have to tell us whats on top sign !

It simply has the text of the lower sign. You can imagine what it says...

[AllisWD45]

Sign at local clinic. Sperm Donor Clinic tommorow 10 to 4. Anyone can come.

[hobbyfrmr]

City folk move to an acreage beside a farmer. Every morning coffee the acreage guy looks out his kitchen window and watches the farmer chore his prize pig. The farmer meets the pig at an apple tree on the farm. He lifts the pig on his shoulder so the pig can eat apples from the tree. After the pig is satisfied the farmer goes about the rest of his day.
The acreage guy watches this for a month and decides to visit the farmer. He introduces himself and says "I've been watching you feed your pig apples from the tree for a month. I suggest bringing a heavy hammer to the tree, strike the tree, apples will fall to the ground for your pig to eat. This would save a lot of time.
The farmer says " what's time to a pig?"

[fjlip]

You want a LAUGH, watch the Riders and Eskimos...