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    Farmer's Sayings And Words of Wisdom - Add your own.

    One of the team here pulled together a series of Farmer Sayings they liked and I thought everyone might enjoy them.

    Please post your own as well.

    BTO, please watch the language, when you post your sayings.




    OLDER FARMER'S ADVICE AND WORDS OF WISDOM:

    1. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.


    2. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


    3. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.


    4. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.


    5. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.


    6. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.


    7. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.


    8. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.


    9. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.


    10. You cannot unsay a cruel word.


    11. Every path has a few puddles.


    12. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.


    13. The best sermons are lived, not preached.


    14. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.


    15. Don't judge folks by their relatives.


    16. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.


    17. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.


    18. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.


    19. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.


    20. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.


    21. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.


    22. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.


    23. Always drink upstream from the herd.


    24. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.


    25. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.


    26. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


    27. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.

    #2
    My dad's:
    Good thing not everyone think same way, or all braves want my girl.

    ( not exactly right using the word girl, but it's a different day)

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      #3
      Good fences make good neighbours..

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        #4
        You sleep with dogs, you get flees.

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          #5
          Wise men wonder if they are right, fools never wonder. This results in the amazing speed of stupid.

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            #6
            Your ass is suckin' slough water.

            Reaction to someone's tall tale or lie.

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              #7
              If Its Got Tires, Titties, er Tracks, Yer Gonna Have Trouble!!!!!!!!!

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                #8
                Words I should live by at times....

                Better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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                  #9
                  You gotta make hay when the sun shines and it's hard to soar like and eagle when your hangin with the turkeys.

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                    #10
                    Without nipples Breasts would be Pointless

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                      #11
                      Working cattle.. the more you hurry the slower you go.

                      Always drive the truck so you don't have to open the gate.

                      The banker is not your friend.

                      Put the box down before you drive away.

                      Tell your wife there's a new four foot deep washout in the field before she takes over rowing up bales for you.

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                        #12
                        Here's one for Braveheart,

                        Grain Cos are not your parnters, relationships like those are grounds for divorce, your spouse doesn't want you screwed by anyone but them....

                        Never underestimate the power of association,
                        You may be judged by the company you keep.

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                          #13
                          You may find the grass is greener on the other side of the fence, but harder to mow...

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                            #14
                            He who observes the wind (and waits for all conditions to be favorable) will not sow, and he who regards the clouds will not reap. -Ecclesiastes 11:4

                            TRUE contentment does NOT come from attaining more, but from wanting LESS.
                            Worry does not empty tomorrow of it's sorrow, it empties today of it's strength.

                            Good times = good memories, Bad times = good lessons.

                            As we think, so shall we be.

                            Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.- Sir Winston Churchill

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                              #15
                              Are some sayings too obvious:

                              You can lead a horse to water ...etc.

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