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Farmer's Sayings And Words of Wisdom - Add your own.

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  • joedales
    Senior Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 1027

    Farmer's Sayings And Words of Wisdom - Add your own.

    One of the team here pulled together a series of Farmer Sayings they liked and I thought everyone might enjoy them.

    Please post your own as well.

    BTO, please watch the language, when you post your sayings.




    OLDER FARMER'S ADVICE AND WORDS OF WISDOM:

    1. Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.


    2. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.


    3. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.


    4. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.


    5. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled.


    6. Meanness don't jes' happen overnight.


    7. Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.


    8. Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.


    9. It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge.


    10. You cannot unsay a cruel word.


    11. Every path has a few puddles.


    12. When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.


    13. The best sermons are lived, not preached.


    14. Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway.


    15. Don't judge folks by their relatives.


    16. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.


    17. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.


    18. Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none.


    19. Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.


    20. If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.


    21. Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.


    22. The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.


    23. Always drink upstream from the herd.


    24. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.


    25. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in.


    26. If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.


    27. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly.
  • samhill
    Senior Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 896

    #2
    My dad's:
    Good thing not everyone think same way, or all braves want my girl.

    ( not exactly right using the word girl, but it's a different day)

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    • food4u
      Senior Member
      • Oct 2003
      • 577

      #3
      Good fences make good neighbours..

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      • sumdumguy
        Senior Member
        • Mar 2007
        • 11952

        #4
        You sleep with dogs, you get flees.

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        • CptnObvious
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2014
          • 213

          #5
          Wise men wonder if they are right, fools never wonder. This results in the amazing speed of stupid.

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          • wilagro
            Senior Member
            • Apr 2000
            • 2761

            #6
            Your ass is suckin' slough water.

            Reaction to someone's tall tale or lie.

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            • BTO_farmalll
              Senior Member
              • Mar 2014
              • 558

              #7
              If Its Got Tires, Titties, er Tracks, Yer Gonna Have Trouble!!!!!!!!!

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              • farmaholic
                Senior Member
                • Sep 2010
                • 17467

                #8
                Words I should live by at times....

                Better to be silent and thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

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                • highwayman
                  Senior Member
                  • May 2007
                  • 508

                  #9
                  You gotta make hay when the sun shines and it's hard to soar like and eagle when your hangin with the turkeys.

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                  • mustardman
                    Senior Member
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 2105

                    #10
                    Without nipples Breasts would be Pointless

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