Chuckle For A Frosty Spring Day

[agchat]

Bob in Saskatchewan recently received an Email from a friend
in Alberta. He was so proud of himself É he had reached a new
record for himself!
Nonstop lovemaking for 1 hour and 2 min. He just couldn'Õt stop
bragging.
5 min later Bob received an email from the wifeÉ. she just didn't
have the heart to tell him that she turned the clock ahead 1 hour
for Daylight savings.
See - another reason Sask. doesnÕt go on daylight savings... É
it would confuse all the men!

[checking]

Why are cavemen always pictured dragging their women around by their hair?

It's in order to stop filling their mouths with dirt.

[cottonpicken]

If you had to choose between your wife and a million
dollars whats the first thing you would buy?