Valentine Contest Final Reminder

[parsley]

Entries close tonight! You still have time.

"You are invited to compose a Valentine Limerick and post it on this thread. It must be an original. Use the standard limerick format. It can be funny or romantic, or goofy or historical or cynical or tongue in cheek, or anything you'd like it to be. You may begin posting immediately. You may post as many limericks as you wish. The contest closes on February 12 at 11:55 PM.

All limericks posted will be judged and the chosen winner will receive a gift in the mail."

Winner will be notified on AV. Parsley

[Hopperbin]

Kevin O'leary
Tells women be leary
A man with no money
Cannot be a honey
I think he is gay. Really.

[Hopperbin]

He loves his life
He multipies money with a knife
O'leary loves himself
Burried in wealth
Does he have a wife?

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Lady look at you
All your successes is see do
I will be your slave
Please miss behave
I will love it true

[Hopperbin]

Co of cp loves share price
Dreams everything is nice
Workers strike
Co say workers I dont like
I am god he says you are mice

[Hopperbin]

Fuzarium struts her high number figure
Personally I don't dig her
Klause will tell you what is wiser
Use less seed applied fertilizer
Your farm will get bigger

[Hopperbin]

I rushed hard to my love ADM
I will not blame it on them
Cn I thought would bring 120 cars
I am surely from mars
After 6 weeks I am totally snowed in

[Hopperbin]

Obama did divorce keystone
His reason I can get more loan
He says dont get tense
Don't need to make sense
Debt watchers will forever moan

[BreadWinner]

I once met a girl that could sing
I fell for love and gave her a ring
We raised a huge flock
She make my world rock
Who new what that one date would bring

[Hopperbin]

As a batchellor I hire a maid
She looks great I ask to get laid
She wears a spectacle
She can see I am disrespectable
She sprays me with raid