Analogies funny

[Hopperbin]

On a post of Wilagrow's about sacred cow I was mentioned by Riders2010 that I was sucking Cotton's ass like a plunger in a toilet. All I can say is I cannot stop laughing at the analogy.
anyone got more analogies so'Z we can have a laugh?

[Hopperbin]

Taking aside Rider and my view point. Looking at the analogy I cannot stop laughing.

[cottonpicken]

Lol,you notice how when an idea is destroyed it
degrades down into,hat sizes,iq's,plungers,etc,etc.

I've been taken to school here a few times,one
memory was of Pars and Tom combatting me against
global warming,to which i may have lost,but in my
own defence my love of PURE science distorted my
logic.(not ready to concede the old che
argument,remember that one pars?)

So as a note to all agville posters,don't stop
posting,don't stop reading,don't get a bee in your
bonnet,just keep an open mind and a grain of salt.

[riders2010]

Hopper, cotton, others, I often wonder if by chance people met by accident watching a rider game etc. and got along great downing a few beers and then all of sudden by the way I post on agriville as so and so. Would the response be. Why you SOB or would it be a laugh and bunch more beers? I guess it would depend, but likely more beers.

You guys are right it does degrade, sometimes I keep it going just for the reaction not even caring what the points are. Sometimes have to scroll back up and try to remember what the hell the issue really was.

It really is nothing personal. As bto would say Donot knows whoose dee F---its izz anyhows.

[hobbyfrmr]

When everything is going really really good, on the farm, which is a rare case, I like to use the term "smiling like the butcher's dog".

ie. when I finish delivering this 2 million bushels of canola, I am going to be smiling like the butcher's dog!

[wd9]

Beer as cold as my ex

[hobbyfrmr]

They had my two favorite kinds of beer.........Cold,
aaaand free!

[BTO_farmall]

And all yer Exes Live in Texas like yer George Strait wd............

[wd9]

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