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    Happy New Year....... I hope

    Greetings of the Season to you all......

    Heres a cute joke that I found online.

    A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand
    new Jeep Cherokee advanced out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a
    young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and a Boss tie
    leaned out of the window and asked the shepherd: "If I tell you exactly how
    many sheep you have in your flock, will you give me one?"

    The shepherd looks at the yuppie, then at his peacefully grazing flock and
    calmly answers "sure!"

    The yuppie parks the car, whips out his notebook, connects it to a
    cell-phone, surfs to a NASA page on the Internet where he calls up a GPS
    satellite navigation system, scans the area, opens up a database and 60
    Excel spreadsheets with complex macros. Finally he prints out a 150 page
    report on his hi-tech miniaturized printer, turns to the shepherd and says:
    "You have exactly 1586 sheep!"

    "That is correct, take one of the sheep" says the shepherd. He watches the
    young man select one of the animals and put it in his Cherokee. Then the
    shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give
    me my sheep back?"

    "Okay, why not" answers the young man.

    "You are a consultant" says the shepherd.

    "That is correct" says the young man, "How did you guess that?"

    "Easy" answers the shepherd. "You turn up here although nobody called you.
    You want to be paid for the answer to a question I already knew. And you
    don't know shit about my business because you took my dog."

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    Good one Wooly Bear. Just the thing a person needs on a night like this one - a good laugh.

    Happy New Year to you and your family. Here's hoping for prosperity in the New Year and health and happiness always.

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