Look ballons.

[TSIPP]

Anyone that knows anything knows it’s a chemtrail!

[AlbertaFarmer5]

With a Canadian twist:
AP NEWS BREAKING:. HURON UFO PILOTS REQUEST MULTI YEAR 5 BCF/D LNG DEAL FROM CANADIAN PRIMEMINISTER TRUDEAU.

TRUDEAU DISMISSES REQUEST STATING "NO BUSINESS CASE" FOR LNG AGREEMENT. OFFERS TO ATTACH WIND TURBINE TO SPACESHIP.

DEVELOPING.

[Taiga]

[seldomseen]

Why does that song from the late 80’s keep running through my head?
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, sparks in the software
Flash the message "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by
99 red balloons
Floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
The 99 red balloons go by
99 Decision Street
99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super scurry
Call the troops out in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The President is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by
99 knights of the air
Ride super high-tech jet fighters
Everyone's a superhero
Everyone's a Captain Kirk
With orders to identify
To clarify and classify
Scrambling the summer sky
99 red balloons go by
As 99 red balloons go by
99 dreams I have had
In every one, a red balloon
It's all over, and I'm standing pretty
In this dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here
And here is a red balloon
I think of you, and let it go

[fjlip]

Either foretold this or the BASTARDS decided to follow this reasoning.

[TOM4CWB]

Target practice…

[blackpowder]

At least it's entertaining.
And the cheapest way to test someones defenses. Sadly, I'm old enough to hear a Reagan or Thatcher response in my mind.
This more like a Mel Brooks movie.

[furrowtickler]

Gotta keep the sheep constantly distracted

[biglentil]

[AlbertaFarmer5]

Seems like a sensible policy all things considered.

[jazz]

Apparently the vaunted F22 needed two $450k sidewinders to take out the last balloon. First one missed. Who knows where that landed.

Thank god it wasnt a russian Khinzal coming in at Mach 12.

[foragefarmer]

So you guys have no problem with the commies floating shit over our NA air space, but whine and bitch on Agriville when Ag companies and Canadian government conduct surreys on seeding intentions.

[biglentil]

So you guys have no problem with the commies floating shit over our NA air space, but whine and bitch on Agriville when Ag companies and Canadian government conduct surreys on seeding intentions.

The oldest trick in the book if you want to distract someone is to point to the sky and say " Hey look at that!"

[biglentil]

A distraction from the release of the Epstein court documents and this:

[beaverdam]

A distraction from the release of the Epstein court documents and this:
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I'd like to post a 100 likes to biglentil and PJW