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Landdownunder's Avatar Aug 8, 2022 | 03:57 1 Foward thinking even.
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  • Landdownunder's Avatar Aug 8, 2022 | 23:48 2 https://twitter.com/elenaneroba/stat...438280706?s=21 Reply With Quote
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  • Landdownunder's Avatar Aug 16, 2022 | 03:36 3 Wife. I have bag full of clothes I'd like to donate
    Husband. Throw them in the bin. That's much easier
    Wife. But there's poor starving people who could use these clothes.
    Husband. Honey anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving. Reply With Quote
    fjlip's Avatar Aug 16, 2022 | 08:41 4 okay...

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    Aug 16, 2022 | 09:27 5
    Quote Originally Posted by fjlip View Post
    okay...

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    Wife said that would be the first remote not requiring batteries. Reply With Quote
    Aug 16, 2022 | 09:31 6
    Quote Originally Posted by Landdownunder View Post
    Wife. I have bag full of clothes I'd like to donate
    Husband. Throw them in the bin. That's much easier
    Wife. But there's poor starving people who could use these clothes.
    Husband. Honey anyone who fits into your clothes is not starving.
    I bet she is the one who took up gardening. Reply With Quote
    Aug 16, 2022 | 09:48 7
    Quote Originally Posted by fjlip View Post
    okay...

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    I'll bet the bottom button never wears out. Reply With Quote
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  • Aug 16, 2022 | 09:59 8
    Quote Originally Posted by fjlip View Post
    okay...

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    I had one when first married but wore the thing out too quick. Reply With Quote

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  • fjlip's Avatar Aug 16, 2022 | 19:44 10 more...
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  • Aug 17, 2022 | 17:13 11
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    That’s exactly what I got my wife for her birthday last year which is just before calving starts………….. I was planning ahead for the “inevitable”😎 Reply With Quote
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  • Aug 17, 2022 | 17:20 12
    This is mine other than it’s short one kid………… wonder what name could be added?😉 Reply With Quote

  • Aug 17, 2022 | 18:00 13
    Quote Originally Posted by woodland View Post

    This is mine other than it’s short one kid………… wonder what name could be added?😉
    How about bestincl? Kind of hard to pronounce on its own, but when you put it together with the last name it all makes sense Reply With Quote
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  • Aug 17, 2022 | 23:39 14
    Quote Originally Posted by woodland View Post

    This is mine other than it’s short one kid………… wonder what name could be added?😉
    Hard a$$ Kiss a$$ Fat a$$ Reply With Quote

  • Partners's Avatar Aug 18, 2022 | 17:33 15

    This is why the world is totally in the toilet.. Reply With Quote

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  • Landdownunder's Avatar Aug 20, 2022 | 02:36 17 An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog.

    He figures he’ll have a little fun, so he says to the old farmer

    “G’ day, mind if I talk to your dog?”

    Old Farmer: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”

    Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”

    Dog (via ventriloquist): “Doin’ all right.”

    Old Farmer: (look of extreme shock)

    Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (pointing at the villager)

    Dog: “Yep”

    Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”

    Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”

    Old Farmer: (look of utter disbelief)

    Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”

    Old Farmer: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either…I think.”

    Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”

    Horse: “Cool”

    Old Farmer: (absolutely dumbfounded)

    Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (pointing at the villager)

    Horse: “Yep”

    Ventriloquist: How does he treat you?

    Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”

    Old Farmer: (total look of amazement)

    Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”

    After a long pause-

    Old Farmer: (in a panic) “The sheep’s a f*ckin’ liar Reply With Quote

  • Landdownunder's Avatar Sep 13, 2022 | 17:45 18 Tis actually true…..and turned into humour.

    Air used to be free at Service Stations.
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    Now they are charging $1.00.....
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    I guess that's inflation for you....... Reply With Quote
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  • Sep 13, 2022 | 17:47 19 https://twitter.com/priapusiq/status/1569696276039573508 Reply With Quote
    Landdownunder's Avatar Sep 18, 2022 | 02:32 20 Humour...DML Reply With Quote
    biglentil's Avatar Sep 19, 2022 | 20:44 21 Name:  Screenshot_20220919_190431.jpg
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  • Sep 19, 2022 | 20:46 22 Big L , that just made my day , 😂😎 Reply With Quote
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  • Sep 20, 2022 | 13:42 23 shit m me too! Reply With Quote
    Landdownunder's Avatar Sep 28, 2022 | 02:04 24 Should blend in with crowds on the run ,almost unnoticeable
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  • Sep 29, 2022 | 20:20 26 Some of the best ever ..
    https://twitter.com/tsting18/status/1575553193232121857?s=42&t=4DpvNKeSnmr9SGAYrpoyjQ Reply With Quote
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