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Feb 23, 2021 | 07:31 1 Wasn't he?

Don't know if this is true, but man what a story -



A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator from Merlin Motors in Saskatoon for $62,500.00 (with monthly payments of $560.00).

He and a friend go duck hunting at Tobin Lake in mid-October; and of course, the lake is frozen.

These two guys go out on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of course the new NAVIGATOR.

They decide they want to make a natural-looking water area for the ducks, something for the decoys to float on.

Now making a hole in the ice large enough to invite a passing duck, is going to take a little more power than the average drill auger can produce.

So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40 second-fuse. Now our two Rocket Scientists, afraid they might slip on the ice while trying to run away after lighting the fuse (and becoming toast, along with the Navigator), decide on the following course of action: they light the 40-second fuse; then, with a mighty thrust, they throw the stick of dynamite as far away as possible.

Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the NAVIGATOR, the GUNS, and the DOG...???

Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black Lab used for RETRIEVING!!!

Especially things were thrown by the owner.

You guessed it: the dog takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed and grabs the stick of dynamite, with the burning 40-second fuse, just as it hits the ice.

The two men swallow, blink, start waving their arms and, with veins in their necks swelling to resemble stalks of rhubarb, scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.

One hunter panics grabs the shotgun and shoots the dog.

The shotgun is loaded with #8 birdshot, hardly big enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly confused then continues on.

Another shot, and this time the dog, still standing, becomes really confused and of course terrified, thinks these two geniuses have gone insane.

The dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new Navigator.

The men continue to scream as they run.

The red hot exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck and takes off after his master.

Then KaaaaaaaBOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! 😭🎆🎆

The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there with 'I can't believe this just happened' looks on their faces. The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT COVERED by the policy.

He had yet to make the first of those $560.00 a month payments.

In case you are wondering - the dog is okay.

Newspaper item from the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix. Reply With Quote

  • Feb 23, 2021 | 12:05 2 Sounds about right for a guy who drives a ford. Lmao just kidding. Reply With Quote
    Feb 23, 2021 | 12:17 3 That’s a dynamite story. Bye Bye $62,500 Reply With Quote
    Feb 23, 2021 | 12:18 4 That’s a dynamite story. Bye Bye $62,500 Reply With Quote
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  • Feb 23, 2021 | 12:45 5 That's quite the story but---------- Tobin is never frozen over ice in October! Reply With Quote
    SASKFARMER's Avatar Feb 23, 2021 | 12:50 6 Yep that’s a good story.

    I have a Yukon Denali so not a Ford guy. Reply With Quote
    makar's Avatar Feb 23, 2021 | 12:57 7 How would you find dynamite these days. Reply With Quote

  • Feb 23, 2021 | 16:49 8 I remember this "story" circulating about 15 years ago only it was 2 American duck hunters. And they paid $42,500 for the Navigator back then. Just proves the power of inflation. Although if I remember right the monthly payments were the same. Lower interest rates? Or longer terms now? Reply With Quote
    Feb 23, 2021 | 17:49 9 Chuck,are you fact checking this story? Reply With Quote
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  • Feb 23, 2021 | 17:50 10 Pretty sure a new Navigator is over $100000. Reply With Quote
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  • Feb 23, 2021 | 20:59 11
    Quote Originally Posted by SASKFARMER View Post
    Yep that’s a good story.

    I have a Yukon Denali so not a Ford guy.
    Jeepers how can I tell a proper joke if I don't even get a simple thing like the brand right... Reply With Quote
    Feb 23, 2021 | 21:34 12
    Quote Originally Posted by sumdumguy View Post
    That’s a dynamite story. Bye Bye $62,500
    You can say that again. Oh wait, you just did say that again. Reply With Quote
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