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Blaithin's Avatar Nov 29, 2020 | 17:57 1 And didn’t put their return to sender on the envelope. Guess he didn’t want to risk getting a reciprocating present!

In any case, Christmas came early!!

Best part, neither of them were opened.......


Although it makes one wonder why he had TWO of them. Also, when opened... extremely uncomfortable looking. Like elastic g string level. And since I’m not properly equipped for good utilization, I did a shoddy sewing job and made one into something I can wear.


Poor photo because of the time of day. May have to do a better shoot later this week with some of the chickens. See what they think of rare, zebra striped, chickens with the beaks of Toucans. Reply With Quote
Nov 29, 2020 | 18:34 2
Quote Originally Posted by Blaithin View Post
And didn’t put their return to sender on the envelope. Guess he didn’t want to risk getting a reciprocating present!

In any case, Christmas came early!!

Best part, neither of them were opened.......


Although it makes one wonder why he had TWO of them. Also, when opened... extremely uncomfortable looking. Like elastic g string level. And since I’m not properly equipped for good utilization, I did a shoddy sewing job and made one into something I can wear.


Poor photo because of the time of day. May have to do a better shoot later this week with some of the chickens. See what they think of rare, zebra striped, chickens with the beaks of Toucans.
They have quite the eyes too😉

Did the new additions to your flock arrive at work or home? Reply With Quote
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Nov 29, 2020 | 18:52 3 Oh shoot, is that where they went? Reply With Quote
Blaithin's Avatar Nov 29, 2020 | 18:54 4 They made it to my mail box.

My secret workplace is still secret! Reply With Quote
Nov 29, 2020 | 18:55 5
Quote Originally Posted by GDR View Post
Oh shoot, is that where they went?
So, you've been wearing them wrong all this time?
No pictures please.
Wait, both you and frama required two? Reply With Quote
blackpowder's Avatar Nov 29, 2020 | 19:00 6 Gawdam this is funny.
You'll have people giving up their leather and wearing these Reply With Quote
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  • Blaithin's Avatar Nov 29, 2020 | 19:15 7 Have to be careful. If everyone wore them, somebody would lose an eye! Reply With Quote
    Nov 29, 2020 | 19:29 8
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaithin View Post
    Have to be careful. If everyone wore them, somebody would lose an eye!
    Ummm would that be from a ****fight?

    Asking for a friend 😉 Reply With Quote
    Blaithin's Avatar Nov 29, 2020 | 19:32 9
    Quote Originally Posted by woodland View Post
    Ummm would that be from a ****fight?

    Asking for a friend 😉
    I’m not sure a ****fight would have eyes down at that level 🤔 Reply With Quote
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  • Nov 30, 2020 | 07:46 10




    Are you the chicken lady? Reply With Quote

  • Blaithin's Avatar Nov 30, 2020 | 20:07 11 Only on Saturdays. Reply With Quote

  • Dec 6, 2020 | 13:28 12 Just curious, how did your first week of wearing your new friend on your toque go?
    Good conversation starter at work, or with your mother? Reply With Quote
    Blaithin's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 13:35 13 Can’t wear it at work. Doesn’t fit under my hard hat.

    Should take it out to the coop and see what the thoughts are though. Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 13:57 14 I wasn't a little chicken, maybe a little "cøcky", and definitiely a Chicken Little.

    ps, "little cøcky" isn't an anatomical description. Reply With Quote
    Blaithin's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 14:00 15
    Quote Originally Posted by farmaholic View Post
    ps, "little cøcky" isn't an anatomical description.
    Absolutely no proof is required to show it is, or it isn’t. Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 14:56 16
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaithin View Post
    Can’t wear it at work. Doesn’t fit under my hard hat.

    Should take it out to the coop and see what the thoughts are though.
    Is that CO-OP, or coop, as in chicken coop? Probably get a much different reaction at each, Especially considering the typical demographics of most co-ops.

    You can't use the hardhat as an excuse. Farmaholic was generous enough to send you two of them, glue one to the hardhat. You will have one for work, and one for dressing up. Still haven't figured out why he had to or why they were unopened? Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 15:02 17
    Quote Originally Posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
    Is that CO-OP, or coop, as in chicken coop? Probably get a much different reaction at each, Especially considering the typical demographics of most co-ops.

    You can't use the hardhat as an excuse. Farmaholic was generous enough to send you two of them, glue one to the hardhat. You will have one for work, and one for dressing up. Still haven't figured out why he had to or why they were unopened?
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    What u talkin bout? Reply With Quote
    helmsdale's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 15:19 18
    Quote Originally Posted by farmaholic View Post
    I wasn't a little chicken, maybe a little "cøcky", and definitiely a Chicken Little.

    ps, "little cøcky" isn't an anatomical description.
    Thank you for the lead in...

    Reply With Quote

  • Dec 6, 2020 | 15:49 19 I'm not touching that one with a 10 inch pole! Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 16:24 20 SING it

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  • Dec 6, 2020 | 20:57 21 Corporate hierarchy

    Awesome thread👍 Reply With Quote
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  • helmsdale's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 21:05 22
    Quote Originally Posted by farmaholic View Post
    I'm not touching that one with a 10 inch pole!
    You sure you're looking at the right side on those combination metric/imperial rulers? Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 21:06 23
    Quote Originally Posted by helmsdale View Post
    You sure you're looking at the right side on those combination metric/imperial rulers?
    🔥 Burn........... Reply With Quote
    helmsdale's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 21:08 24 Farma will be thinking up a good reply dont you worry. Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 21:25 25
    Quote Originally Posted by helmsdale View Post
    You sure you're looking at the right side on those combination metric/imperial rulers?
    It pleases me! Reply With Quote
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  • Blaithin's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 21:40 26
    Quote Originally Posted by helmsdale View Post
    You sure you're looking at the right side on those combination metric/imperial rulers?
    Reply With Quote
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  • helmsdale's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 21:42 27
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaithin View Post
    Consider that one added to my meme collection. Reply With Quote
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  • Blaithin's Avatar Dec 6, 2020 | 21:45 28
    Quote Originally Posted by helmsdale View Post
    Consider that one added to my meme collection.
    It’s why women aren’t great at estimating measurements. We’ve been lied to our entire adult lives. Reply With Quote
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  • Dec 6, 2020 | 22:09 29
    Quote Originally Posted by Blaithin View Post
    It’s why women aren’t great at estimating measurements. We’ve been lied to our entire adult lives.
    My wife only speaks metric, I can say anything I want if I speak imperial. Reply With Quote
    Dec 6, 2020 | 22:48 30
    Quote Originally Posted by AlbertaFarmer5 View Post
    My wife only speaks metric, I can say anything I want if I speak imperial.
    I have to teach your wife about the conversion ratio.... 2.54:1

    I will be her "Divisor Advisor" Reply With Quote