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    Out of the mouths of babes

    A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Justin Trudeau fans.
    Not really knowing what a Trudeau fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny .
    The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different... Again.
    Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Trudeau fan."
    The teacher asked, "Why aren't you a fan of Trudeau?"
    Johnny said, "Because I'm a Conservative."
    The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.
    Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative."
    Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
    With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Trudeau fan."

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    There will be no nativity scene in Ottawa this Christmas as they are unable to find 3 wise men, and the search is on going to find a virgen, but the stable has a good supply of assed.

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      #3
      Won't be one in Washington either. They unpacked their nativity scene removed all the Jews, Arabs and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a bunch of sheep.

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        Originally posted by grassfarmer View Post
        Won't be one in Washington either. They unpacked their nativity scene removed all the Jews, Arabs and foreigners. Ended up with a jackass and a bunch of sheep.
        Those sheep know the jackass so they all have their backs up against the wall. Hahahaha

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