CWB farmer forums

[chaffmeister]

Agstar:
Could you please explain to Burbert how the CWB ensures it gets paid when selling in international markets. He seems to think its riskier than selling to his neighbour.

(And he won't listen to me.)

[parsley]

no no no agstar, they are all identifiably your relatives because they not only look alike, but they all play banjo, and always the same tune over and over and over......

[parsley]

Burbert, your problem is you are hanging around with single-deskers!

The only reason they believe in the single desk is cause somebody told them it gets them more money. You know, buy these lottery tickets and you win a million, guaranteed?

Hanging around with the wrong crowd will attract the cheapskates every time Burbert. Only if you're an employee will you get a fat bonus.

You need some new fishin' partners!

Parsley

[parsley]

lesm for so long an agri-viller,

The Board can put their payments where the sun don't shine! Never mortgage a good party with Wheat Board cash. They'll suck up the fun.

I'm a little more interested in renting the agridome, tying up Vader and agstar together in the centre of the ring, playing save the last dance for me, and calling in winwin. mmm

Ban the rest of the single deskers from entry! They'll mooch all the beer.

Will you be on the committee lesm?

Parsley

[parsley]

"To believe they would buy beer for farmer friends is like believing that I can sell a load of beans to India, via my home PC, and actually get paid. "

You wouldn't, couldn't believe it Burbert....but you practically took the words right out of my dayplanner!

If it wasn't so sad it would be funny.

And cotton, I will personally invite you with bells on, I'll send them to you, so I can first swat you a good one for being a dipassedope, before pointing you to Damascus.

Anyhow, a party to invite the press to, a party for celebrating, and a party to mark the end of stupidity.

Parsley

[Fransisco]

Heck, I buy beer for my neighbors all the time and vice versa. Sometimes we call it curling.

Sorry to hear you don't get along with your's Burbert. I tell you what, if you come to the party I'll even bring you a pork chop. How's that sound.

[cropduster]

Have had a hockey rink booked for a year now.Dirt floor only since there may be some spillage.Central to Ab and Sk.Mid July????

[Incognito]

At least you can get out of the penalty box in the rink duster.

The CWB's penalty box comes with bars,handcuffs and a Liberal judge.

[cottonpicken]

Swat me?
A 6'3 240 corn fed farmboy.
Bouncers at the bar dont even try that.
So good luck.

[kamichel]

Don't think your hockey rink will be big enough.
And by the way most people in my area would bring a dozen, drink 6 to 8 and possible leave 4. hehe