Agriville's Annual Valentine's Day Contest

[Braveheart]

There once was a guy called DePape.
Let me tell you this guy was no sap.
He knows lots about basis,
And deals with head cases,
He's not gonna take any crap.

[kato]

She was his Valentine as he did know
And worked with him through high and through low
But he had a battle
When he said "Let's sort cattle"
On Valentines Day in the snow

[bduke]

This woman of Swedish extraction
Whose opining garners much traction
Is cunningly clever
Baiting us to endeavour
To write lovingly without retraction

A Valentine limerick she begs
To test we societal dregs
With fingers a beating
Our brains overheating
Our drivel will never have legs

But its Valentine she doth declare
Catching many of us unaware
So write something sweet
And don't be discreet
Of course it must last for a year

Hence to all of our lovers I say
Thanks for your comforting way
I write these few lines
With sincerest opines
That each day be Valentine's Day

So Dear Parsley may Cupid deliver
Chocolates and wine like river
And your day of these treats
Ending between the sheets
And may your Dear John make you quiver!

[Braveheart]

I know I'll be up for rebuke,
But I can't hope to compete with Bill Duke.
For it seems that he's chose
Some colourful prose,
If he wins it won't be a fluke.

[malleefarmer]

Parsely the queen of mirth and rhyme,
Drinks vodka and lime,
Shes friends with us all even peter,
whos appearance couldn't be neater,
We may all meet her sometime

[Hopperbin]

Bto's true love is agriville
He loves this place ever still
Now and then banned
Must give him a hand
He dont pay for a birth contole pill

[Hopperbin]

My daughter has a crush
She combs with a brush
I try to help her
Hilter skelter
As a farmer I rush

I try to help her get her date
I say ask him skiing. Its not too late
We can go to wapiti
Hippity happity
That should work as bait

Turns out she has no luck
Never even talked to the little buck
Shy she is. Only six years
Her dad is still all ears
Next we give a hockey puck

[Hopperbin]

Met a new lady
Got my shit together already
She appeared sweet
I wanted the treat
We fished in an eddy

She got a new job
Now works with bob
She moved to calgary
The distance is scary
I still see her I sob

Now i use my gps
To drive to her adress
Off to the ski slopes
With powder snow hopes
We wipe out complete mess

[Hopperbin]

I met a guy named randy
Made out of organic candy
Last name is kaiser
He is so much wiser
Everything is dandy

Ummm no

[Hopperbin]

I am sask3 bought a quarter of land
For the price of 3 grand
Wife said wtf
Good luck
I am going to the land of sun and sand