Limerick Contest

[sumdumguy]

You guys bring a tear to my eye,
Sort of like the show, "American Pie"
The only thing wrong
Is no BTO bong
He refuses to play, he's too shy

[bucket]

Gust gets appointed to these things and
by his own admission its a bit of a
hobby for him.

If he can't take the flak then he
shouldn't be there.

I have sat on boards but asking far too
often " who thinks this shit up". I stay
away from them.

There is no reason for a wheat
commission. Nor mandatory checkoffs.

Let the guys like gust sign up and have
the checkoff on their grain. I have
better things to do with that cash.

[JDGreen]

Let us forget the old wheatie board
And its 8 crazy directors dear lord
Both Allen and Stew
Did not have a fukin clue
And now their admittable to a psych ward


That's it from me no more limericks. Done my
part

[JDGreen]

Let us forget the old wheatie board
And its 8 crazy directors dear lord
Both Allen and Stew
Did not have a fukin clue
And now their admittable to a psych ward


That's it from me no more limericks. Done my
part

[mbratrud]

Oh how I long for a beautiful thing,
That we all know well as the season called Spring.
But all this snow won’t do any harm,
For last fall it was dry out here on the Farm.
The itch to go seed is no reason to start crying!

[farmaholic]

Cheers to those who farm
To most the job does not harm
It is a good life
With a wee bit of strife
But to most, tis a lucky charm!!

Happy St. Patricks Day

[cottonpicken]

Lol,good job everyone.

[bucket]

this is my first look at this thread. I
have no idea how that got posted.

Sorry folks.

[farmaholic]

One more....

You know we've all had enough
When you talk to your neighbor who's gruff
When I mention the snow
He says,"it can **** off and go"
He's tired of moving the stuff!!

[BTO_farmall]

Say ay Bro, Whatch Ya Wanna Do
Lotta ******* n' a Ton of Brew
BTO
Never Stress over a Hoe,
Aint Worried Bout Ya Friends, So Bring The Whole Crew!!!!!!!!!



And 4The Win, Sip, Sip, Sippin On, Double Shots Patron n' Corona's With The Lime!!!!!!!!!!