new crop wheat basis

[Hopperbin]

Parsley posted a challange
I thought she said let them free range
I bought 300 baby chickens
The foxes mouth he is still lickens
This poor farmer has no change

[Hopperbin]

Continuation from mddog

Above her boots is her pants
Somehow in mine I got 1000 ants
How can a girl from the city
Make a dog so jitty
Why do I dance?

[Braveheart]

The AgriVille darling Klausette
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be sick kid
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[Braveheart]

This is corrected from above:

The AgriVille darling Klausette,
Has not bought urea just yet.
He won't be a sick kid,
He'll spray on a liquid,
And all of his needs will be met.

[LQQKY]

A young cowboy walks into the dance
A pretty gal finally gives him a chance
They hear hollers and houts
As they kick up their boots
Now their life's full of love and romance

[Braveheart]

Rockpile are you in the know?
Is Charlie P joining SAMCRO?
Will he pay more tax,
Or ride on like Jax?
Or is he just an average Joe?

[parsley]

Don't forget you have only two more days to post your limericks! pars

[rockpile]

Braveheart, Charlie's no schmo
Rides for pleasure, not show
Cause he rides on a Beemer
Not a Harley screamer
To SAMCRO that's a no-no!

[Braveheart]

I've always come late to the dance,
And have never been great at romance.
I'm a bit of a hunk,
But if I can't get them drunk,
Then I really don't have half a chance.

[Hopperbin]

Above in the sky I see a dove
I thought follow it I find love
I ran and ran so hard I ran
Tripped over a can
The bird is no where above

I hire a plane
Back from spain
No dove in site
I realize that is right
I go without again

Oh nice an owl
I put mice In a bowl
My love an aussie shela
Last thing was a squeela
She called me a troll

A woodpecker now pecks
To find forever I trecks
I fill a cup with bugs
To tracy hoping for hugs
Dont get it. No sex

Proud driving my truck
In the pond i shoot duck
It floats in the slough
I told betty the person who gets it is you
She says xxxx your truck good xxxxing luck

I am a bird guy
Maybe shy
So I play my card
Trying so hard
I am without love. Why??????