Women

[parsley]

When you find one smart and beautiful.... nab
her.

[Braveheart]

I did Pars!

[wd9]

I'm sure we cold get special exemption for 'health benefits' if that was the goal in this case Pars. Can't see any approvals or legislation getting in the way LOL.

[parsley]

You will become more aware of the benefits of
modification when you discover that women,
anticipating divorce, regularly purchase
appendage-reduction flour milled in china, and
regularly feed it to their significant other. A post-
divorce loss, so to speak. Pars

[cottonpicken]

Lol,i was actually contemplating your wrath when i
posted it,Pars.

I cant take credit for it though,somebody else had it
on another site.

Along with

Why do they call it pms

Because mad cow disease was taken

-an oldie but a goody

[wd9]

Which is why this country needs mandatory counselling before either party can file Pars. It is absolutely disturbing to hear the stories of the misguided concept that you can fix hurt by hurting.

[parsley]

That being said, cott, we joke about mental
illness. It's not a joke. I watched one friend, male,
go mad. Handsome. Smart. Talented.

I watched a woman go mad. Did unspeakable
things because the upper left lobe in her brain
was destroyed.

The brain is your most precious possession so
i've tried ro tend mine .. never puked or passed
out from alcohol, done any kind of drugs, or had
a brain injury I'm lucky. And I don't take meds,
cott lol I'm lucky.

But for those who do, who need to, I never want
to discourage them from what they need to have
a normal life. pars

[farmaholic]

Parsley: could you be a little more specific as to what your getting at regarding appendage reduction. I'd give my right arm to know and avoid any other unpleasant unintented modifications. I have a craving for oysters now.

[parsley]

I'll foward Maude Barlowe your tweet handle wd,
as the two of you can then support each others'
disturbing concerns. A cousel of two Canadians
within the Council of Canadians. Margaret could
write a short story about it Pars

[parsley]

Toes. Use your imagination.